My fellow writer, Kevin, just put a piece on healthy New Year's resolutions. But, if you're bit more sarcastic (like me), the Charleston City Paper has some mock resolutions for you.
My favorite? "I will read The Onion for stock advice."
They act as though I haven't been already.
But, what's with this one? "I will learn to love Vampire Weekend." It's like candy, you immediately take to it and then overdose. I'd have said "I will learn to moderate my consumption of Vampire Weekend."